YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
is this legit?
This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR? BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”
Believe this man. He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times. Also: speaks elvish.
Yes.
What if there are two vowels in a row?
Does anyone know the answer to that last question?
I believe you find the closest approximation in sound (‘u’ with a silent ‘e’ at the end replaces ‘oo’, for instance) and just go with it. Although that does beg the question of diphthongs, always one of the trickiest types of phonemes to wrap one’s head around. (Did you know that the English “long I” sound, as in ‘mice’, is a diphthong— a vowel blend— of ‘ah’ and ‘ee’?)
Really, though, this is the best introduction to Tengwar I’ve ever seen. Applause, man. Wow.
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Now you can have your koala titans…
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It’s time to go to the grocery store.
SHINGEKI NO KOALA
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Kiki Smith - Lilith, 1994 - Bronze, silicon, and glass.
“In medieval Jewish lore, Lilith was Adam’s first wife. When she demanded to be Adam’s equal, she was evicted from the Garden of Eden. Lilith flew away to the demon world, replaced by the more submissive Eve. Smith catches us off guard with Lilith’s pose and placement. Most sculptures receive our gaze passively, but Lilith stares back with piercing brown eyes, ready to pounce.”
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wgsn:
Fabien Verriest’s floral beards made us smile at La Cambre National School of Visual Arts final MA show.
this is everything
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amazingdan-and-philisnotonfire:
omg the first episode of fairly odd parents
omg
I reMEMBER
this is better than the whole series
“I’m sorry, the secret word was pie” OH MY GOD
Cosmos voice was hunky hahaha!
REMEMBER WHEN COSMO’S VOICE WASn”T ANNOYING
Remember when Vicky randomly pulled out a porn magazine. I didn’t…
oh…god…I never saw this episode before.
And yes I really liked Cosmo’s voice. <w>~
Hahahah, I remember this episode!
I miss Cosmo’s hunky voice.
I HAVE BEEN CRYING FOR 20 MINUTES
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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY